I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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