ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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