Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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