don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
