their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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