the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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