We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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