Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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