im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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