I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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