Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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