Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Me too!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Randomize
