But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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