Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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