I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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