i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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