Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
