I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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