I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it wasn't lemon gatorade
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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