i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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