Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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