I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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