it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize