i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I want you more than these girls want KFC
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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