You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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