Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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