You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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