She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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