How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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