Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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