The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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