I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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