I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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