If i come over, it means nothing
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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