his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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