careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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