i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
how drunk are you?
Several
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Randomize
