Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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