it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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