That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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