Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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