East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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