i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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