She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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