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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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