do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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