love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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