ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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