I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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