I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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