We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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