I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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