I want to stick my p in your. b.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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