he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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