Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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