But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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