I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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