He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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