you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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